My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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