I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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