They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I think people are normalizing furries
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