no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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