All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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