I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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