he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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