I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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