the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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