is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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