I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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