This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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