You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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