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(518): View more from New York

i just had sex bonerless

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(305): View more from Florida

If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?

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(845): View more from New York

Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk

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(714): View more from California

turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.

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(+61): View more from Australia

She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He’s older

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Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?

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