She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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