i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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