I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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