I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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