Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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