Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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