This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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