he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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