OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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