Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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