well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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