i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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