I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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