I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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