No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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