Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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