quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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