Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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