You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You were trust falling into bushes
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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