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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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