Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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