How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
