i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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