4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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