I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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