Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I fill condoms, not promises.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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