"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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