found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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