omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize