No awkward lesbian experiences without me
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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