chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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