is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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