how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
