is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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