You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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