6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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