Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
