i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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